How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next