How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

fetus deletus!

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next