How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next