Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next
No, Woman, no pie."
And when did my wife start smoking
They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire
For bringing home the bacon.
You don't need to, they glow in the dark.
Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
The neighbours were baaastsrds.
A hermit crab !
To give their kids a wide birth.
fetus deletus!
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
