What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.