What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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The both leave your crotch on fire

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.