What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Good buy.

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Decap

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By watching the noose.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded