Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
5 minutes talk to wife.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
Because it was all on the house
A double-vowel shotgun.
A Snowman.
They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.
Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
A milkshake.
A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef
Oh, sorry...my fault.
The short ones drowned in the floods
So he could bring his 'sub' on
