He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
A:('You wanna go for a spin ')
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
A: She's the one on her bike.
To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
