Tornado Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What do you call a trailer park in a tornado?

Wind chimes.

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

They are dizzy

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.

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