What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.