What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar