What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.