When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
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None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.
The more you twist them the harder they get.
It said "twist to open"
Twist
Wok it off! Wok it off!
Thalidomide
Mother nature doing the twist !
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
With a monkey wrench.
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
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You twist its knob. edit: grammar
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
He works on a cold case.
Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
Russel.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
A large twist cone.
A cinema-n twist.
I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
A pain in the arse.
Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.
The police found it easier than arresting her.
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
It didn't have any pickups
New Ears Eve
More kids tripping in lab coats
