What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What does a Spanish cow say?

Muuuuuuuey!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.