What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

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Matador

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If it's black it won't give you any food

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

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Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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Their odds of winning are the same

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it