What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Hola Seniority

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Mark Sanchez.

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They like rock.

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They both make up everything!

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Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.