What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.