What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!