What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?

It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same