What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry