Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What does a spanish programmer program in?

Si++

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

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What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.