Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.