What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.