What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.