What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.