What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.