What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.