What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!