Doughnut Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

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What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron?

Doughnuts

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

w' jammin it

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What did the woodpecker say to the doughnut?

You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in.

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What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.