You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in.
One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Their peckers are on their heads.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
With a woodpecker
Because the woodpecker.
Doughnuts.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.