You got the sweetest hole I ever stuck my pecker in.
Because they're stuck up
I'm stuck.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
With a woodpecker
Don't glaze me, bro
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.