What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.