What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.