What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.