What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

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CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Bring her flours

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Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

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Hoe, hoe, hoe.