Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

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How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.