How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

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Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

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Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.