How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Museum Jokes More Museum Jokes

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.