What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield