What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield