What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

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Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit