Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.