Isn't this using the internet backwards
An Illumi-neti pot
An archerd.
With a crowbar.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
They log on.
Har e-potter.
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
Is it something I said