What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Previous Random Joke Next

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.