What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.