What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty