What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.