What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot