How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What is reddit's favorite song?

Karma Police" by Radiohead.