How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What's a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.