Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Boko Harambe
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Should it really be a lightbulb
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Big Brudder is watching you
I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
Karma Police" by Radiohead.