How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it