How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge