What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."