What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Goal Jokes More Goal Jokes

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper