What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"