I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.
He was sent to the udder side
An amber alert was issued
People in wheelchairs
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
They're afraid of change.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.
if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
The Exeggution!