They're always switching their tails!
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
It's won't be long now!
Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
A pumpkin!
I don't know. Identify it, I guess.