They're always switching their tails!
It won't be long now...
A penny.
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
He was gelded.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
She's the one wearing knee pads.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
