What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...