What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.