What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.