What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.