What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle