What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.