What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.