What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.