What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.