What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.