What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!