What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...