What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.