What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.