What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise