When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT