When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.