How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's a thimble?

By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know.