How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's a thimble?

By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know.