How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

F Jokes More F Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

What's a thimble?

By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."