How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

Thimble Jokes More Thimble Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!