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You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Because thimbles aren't very loud.
Bang it with a drum-thtick!
The Tooth Hurts Donut!
It's his private eye.
He has a big E on his pajamas.
Take away its USB cable.
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
It was completely runed.
He'll probably catch fleas
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells
My you're looking "acute" today.
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
You'll never forget her name.
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