By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know.
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You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Because thimbles aren't very loud.
Bang it with a drum-thtick!
Because he was Haydn
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
A Brazilian
A dead epileptic.
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)
Firetruck
A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
Missile Toe!
Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.
A: So he could look like his mama.
When your nose touches the ceiling !
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
It's his private eye.
