What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.