How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment