How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What does disappointment feel like?

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