How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.