How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

Disappointment Jokes More Disappointment Jokes

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment