How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment