What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."