What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.