I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
He has cat-arrh !
Give her a testicle.
A toy-
In blind spots.
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
It's over, man.
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.
She was shouting for help.
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
A puff-adder
A huge mess.
Because you make sound judgement.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with