What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

loading...

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.