I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
I have no idea, I just know they aren't free
Because you know they're guilty.
It could be your car
They know how to work under the hood!
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
With dog diskettes!
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
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A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
He was invited to thunday math.
Kanye's not him.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with