How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

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How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !