How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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Anchor.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

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I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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Because 7 ate 9.

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Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.