How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.938?

It was being irrational.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 7 trees:)

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What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...