How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

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What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.