How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...