How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.