What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

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What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success