What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7