What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic