What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.