What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.