What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."