What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."