What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Guinness Jokes More Guinness Jokes

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.