What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

White Jokes More White Jokes

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Guinness Jokes More Guinness Jokes

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.