What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Why do whites call it reverse racism?

because, only whites are racist.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Guinness Jokes More Guinness Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)