What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

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Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Guinness Jokes More Guinness Jokes

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.