What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

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What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.