None, they only screw playoff games.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
None. They like it on the dark side.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Hard work and dedication.
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
None. They only screw playoff games