How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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There are Dave Matthews fans

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

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What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.