How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games