How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.