How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan