How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.