How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

change??