How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.