How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!