How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.