What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."