What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

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What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!