Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What did the diligent whore get for Christmas?

lots and lots of karma

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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A taxi driver

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma