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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

App Jokes More App Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance